Sunday, July 12, 2009
What I think of Transformers 2
Kids fiction.
Its fiction is too much "delusions of grandeur" syndrome. Something that is dead should have stayed that way. Something that has went to pieces should never re-materialise. Once you break those rules, its left for a non-solid, watery outcome. ANYTHING can HAPPENand any BLENDER can TRANSFORM. The kids don't care if its real cuz SHINY GIANT MOVING PARTS with SPARKS and FLYING METAL are just cool to WATCH. You devalue the meaning of death making something that ought to be a classic like "Oh he's dead, so what? Somehow he'll come back to life. Whatever. He's a robot. The ALLSPARK is a MIRACLE WORKER!" I'm not a pessimist. If you decide to KILL something make sure its THAT WAY.
This movie isn't BELIEVABLE FICTION. Its almost like watching CINDERELLA. The kids are CHEERING not me.
half-a-star out of 5
Labels: transformers 2 sucks
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